Vacation Time!

Posted on August 12th, 2009 in Nonsense by Heather

I’ve been pondering going on a vacation.

I don’t have a lot of free time, nor do I have the money to go romping about anywhere. So I’ve decided to go on a really cheap, really short vacation. It consists of me getting some Twizzlers Pull N’ Peel and Dr. Pepper, kicking back on the biggest, softest recliner I can find, putting on my David Cook CD at full volume and daydreaming for a good forty seven minutes.

I’ve still yet to decide whether I want to daydream about a sunbathed beach or a snowy cabin at midnight with a view of the aurora borealis. Course, I could always be on a sunbathed beach at midnight watching the aurora borealis…no, no that’s just silly.

If it’s a really good daydream I might stay there for an extra twenty two minutes. I need a tan.

Vacation Greetings!

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  1. Gatlinburg said,

    on August 23rd, 2009 at 12:53 am

    I have unsuccessfully tanned in my dreams!

  2. dennis t said,

    on September 14th, 2009 at 9:17 am

    happy vaca

  3. Heather said,

    on September 15th, 2009 at 2:11 am

    It was fun! I didn’t get a tan, but I DID have a wonderful beach-side conversation with the Queen of England, Steve Martin, The Doctor and Shakespeare.
    If anyone is wondering, Shakespeare had a tattoo. It was a unicorn.

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