Ghrayce

Recent update

Cartman would hate me. lawllll…

February 11th, 2009 by Bridget

Since you guys aren’t giving me any motivation.

These are quotes from Eric Cartman XD

-I don’t hate black people. I hate hippies.

-I’ve been keeping this place free of hippies

since I was five and a half.

-I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always

talk about “protectin’ the earth” and then

drive around in cars that get poor gas

mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I

hate ‘em! I wanna kick ‘em in the nuts!

-French people piss me off.

-M’am, I’m here to check your house for

parasites … apparently, you have hippies.

-Naw dude, Independent films are those

black and white hippy movies. They’re always

about gay cowboys eating pudding.

-Hippies.They’re everywhere. They wanna

save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot

and smell bad.

Stan: I don’t want to shoot the bunny.

Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.

Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don’t wnat to shoot anything.

I’m trying to make the best out of a bad situation. I don’t

need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in

denial! Screw you guys, I’m going home.

Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It’s all a bunch

of tree hugging hippie crap.

(Talking to the hippies.) What’s wrong is that more of you are showing up everyday and I need to find out why!

Alright, in you go.
(Throws a hippie down the stairs in his basement.)

Cartman: (Spraying a hippie with a fire extinguisher.) GODDAMN HIPPIES!
Hippie: Whoa man!
Cartman: GET OUTTA HERE!
Hippie: Not cool! (Walks away)

These are what we call the giggling stoners, pretty common form of hippies, usually found in the attics. Problem is, if you see one hippie, there are probably a whole more you’re not seeing.

Cartman: Hello, ma’am. I’m working to clean up the neighborhood for parasites. Do you mind if I take a look around your house? I’m afraid you may have hippies.
Old Lady: Hippies?
Cartman: Yeah, they’ve been popping up all over the neighborhood lately. (Walks in and knocks on the walls) Ms. Nelson next door has seven hippies in her basement, they usually live in colonies.

They’re not people, they’re hippies!

Cartman: Mayor! Mayor! It’s just as I suspected. The hippies are organizing for a music jam fest!
Mayor: I know. I signed the permit for it.
Cartman: You… you what?
Mayor: I signed the permit allowing them to have their little music fest here. It just might pump some money into the community.
Cartman: They’re hippies, they don’t have money!

Cartman: “Ma’am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your drum-circle hippies right now, or soon they’re going to attract something much worse”
Old Lady: “What’s that?”
Cartman: “The college know-it-all hippies”

“Hippies HATE deathmetal.”

“I know why drugs are bad. If you do drugs you’re a hippie. And hippies suck.”

Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.

Posted in Rantings | | 0 Comments